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Here are the latest jokes, riddles and knock-knock jokes sent to Squigly from his friends around the world. Just have a scroll and have a laugh. If you have a funny one that you would like to share, send it to Squigly. If you make him laugh, he'll add it to this page. Look for new postings December 1, 2009!
Riddles Page 2 of 2
Why did the dog go to court?
Because he got a barking ticket!Olivia , age 12, USA
How do phantoms travel?
Ghost to ghost.Joshua, age 12, USA
Where is a beaver's favourite place?
HollyWOOD!Sheryl, age 11, USA
What bank has no money?
A river bankMatt, age 8, USA
How can you tell that the ocean is friendly?
Because it waves.Courtney, age 10, USA
What is racecar backwards?
Racecar!Lillie, age 8, USA
What did the one eye say to the other eye?
Something between us smells!Anonymous, age 9, South Africa
Why did the skeleton go to the grocery store?
To get spare ribs!Sydney, age 10, USA
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!Ethan, age 6, USA
Why did the chicken want to join the band?
He already had a pair of drum sticks!Anonymous
What happens when you burn down Safeway?
You get Coles.Katee, age 11, Australia
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.Damien, age 13
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.Aadarsh, age 9, Trinidad
What do you call a 3 legged donkey?
A wonkey!Liniuska, age 12, USA
What do you call a dog that's hot?
A hotdogJohn , age 8, USA
What time is it when three bears are after you?
Three after one.Kate , age 10, USA
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!Olivia, age 9, USA
Aidan, age 11, CanadaWhy did the skeleton cross the road?
Because his friends said he didn't have the guts.Kiyah, age 11, USA
What do you call a bus with heaps of decorations on it?
A double deco bus!Ziying, age 9, Hong Kong
Only one colour but not one size, stuck at the bottom yet easily flies, present in sun but not in rain, causing no harm and feeling no pain. What is this?
A shadow.Anna, age 10, USA
Why do they have fences around the graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!Brittney, age 10, USA
Why don't we eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.Jake, age 11, USA
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling well.Chloe, age 6, USA
Ayshah, age 10, EnglandWhat does a skeleton say before he eats?
Bone appetit!Julien, age 10, USA
There are 3 climbers on top of a cliff.
Why did the first climber fall off the cliff?
Because he was dead.Why did the second climber fall off the cliff?
Because he was hit by the first one.Why did the third climber fall off the cliff?
Because he thought it was a game and joined in!Mary, age 12, Australia
What do you do when there is a dog barking on the street?
Put it in a barking lot.Atzel, age 9, USA
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt!"Michael, age 7, USA
Why is Santa so good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!Kathryn, age 10, USA
What do you call a hot pepper, a dog and a shovel that just dug a hole?
Hot diggity dog!Kathryn, age 10, USA
Indiana Jones went to a Halloween party. He was dressed as a skeleton. What did people call him?
Indiana Bones!Maria, age 9, USA
What runs but never walks, has a mouth that never talks?
A river!Ellie, age 9, England
What's a zombies favourite type of street?
A dead end.Rocio, age 14, USA
If a vampire and Frosty the snowman get married what will their child's name be?
Frostbite!Jenna and Collin, age 7 and 10, USA
Why do parrots like to jump off of buildings?
For PARROTchute practice!Melody, age 10, Singapore
How do you tell if a vampire has cold?
By his coffin!Lilia, age 10, USA
You have 15 cents made up of two coins. One of them is not a nickel. What are the two coins?
A nickel and a dime, only one of them is not a nickel.Jacob, age 11, USA
When it is bad luck to meet a black cat?
When you're a mouse!Michaela, age 11, USA
What has ten letters and starts with gas?
An automobile.Daisy, age 10, USA
Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation.Aaron
What is a vampire's favourite holiday?
Fangsgiving.Aaron
What is the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!Madelyn, age 10, USA
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because the chicken was sick!Michael, age 7, USA
What has four legs but can't walk?
A table!Alyssa & Mabel, age 12, USA
There is a 40 story building and a man jumps out of the building. He didn't get hurt or die. Why?
He jumped out from the first floor.Elijah Yoder, age 10, USA
What did the mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
"Don't spook until your spoken to."Ethan, age 8, USA
Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?
Because his heart wasn't in it.Ethan, age 8, USA
What do whales chew?
Blubber gum..S, age 11, Sri Lanka
What has teeth but cannot bite?
A comb.Anonymous, age 11
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all his uncles were ants.Jackie, age 9, USA
What do you call milk that shakes?
A milk shake.Armando, age 9, USA
What country flies?
AIRmerica.Dakota, age 9, America
Why isn't there any food left after a monster party?
Because everyone was a goblin.Michaela, age 11, USA
Who is a cat's favourite person at Christmas?
Santa Paws.Gaven, age 6, USA
What can fly but doesn't go any where?
A flag.Savanna, age 13, America
How are 2+2=5 and your left hand alike?
Neither is right!Brandon, age 10, Australia
What's black and white and red all over?
A sunburned zebra.Victoria, age 13, USA
Why are 1-12 good detectives?
Because there always on the watch.Sabrina , age 12, USA
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
He was in high school.Jolie, age 7, USA
Why did the coach give all his players a piece of string?
He wanted to tie the game!Gabby, age 11, USA
What did one remote say to the other remote?
"Don't try to control me."Maggie, age 8, USA
What's black, white and pink all over?
An embarrassed skunk!Emalyn, age 12, USA
What sits in a corner and travels around the whole world?
A stamp.Tessa, age 10, New Zealand
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?
He didn't have the guts!Taylor, age 7, USA
What was the astronaut's mission on moon?
To perform the moonwalk.Shalina, age 7, Thailand
What is a snake's favourite subject?
HiSStoryRoshan, age 10, Thailand
What is a witch's favourite subject?
SpeLLing!Shalina, age 7, Thailand
Why is an island like a letter T?
Because it is in the middle of waTer!Khiad, age 18, Thailand
What does a farmer use to count his cows?
A COWculator.Haresh, age 39, Thailand
Why did I eat my money?
Because I thought it would have a rich taste.Naree, age 34, Thailand
If there are 5 apples in a basket and took away 1, how many apples would you have?
One (you took away one).Ayesha, age 10, U.A.E.
What is better than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.Jessica, age 11, USA
How do apples fit in a bottle?
Apple Juice!Blayne, age 5, Jamaica
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