If birds were secret agents and they supposed to report at 2:00 and one of them arrives at 1:00 what is that agent called?
An early bird!
Gaby, age 8, USA
What do elves learn in school?
The ELFabet!
Sasha, age 7, USA
How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Open the door, put it in and close the door.
How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator?
Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in.
All the animals had a meeting. Which animal didn't come?
The elephant, because he was in the refrigerator.
Jane
There are 5 monkeys in a tree and one jumped out. How many are left?
None, monkey see, monkey do!
Haley, age 9, USA
What do you call a wet baseball player?
A pitcher.
Ari, age 6, USA
Why is an elephant so wrinkly?
Have you tried to iron one?!
NhuKy, age 12, USA
Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?
So it wouldn't fall in the hot chocolate!
Ari, age 6, USA
Why was the dog at the soccer game?
Because it was a RUFFeree!
Jailey and Jiana, age 11 & 9, USA
What do you call a penguin in a desert?
Lost!
Jasmine, age 8, Canada
What's Indiana Jones' favourite dairy product?
Whipped cream.
Kathleen, age 13, Ireland
How do you keep a dummy guessing?
I will tell you later!
Sophie, age 11
How did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken's foot!
Savannah , age 9, USA
What would a monkey do if he needed to grill something?
He would call a Gorilla!
Guess Who?, age 13, United Kingdom
Why did the frozen chicken cross the road?
Because it was in a carrier bag.
Connor, age 12, England
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelly-copter.
Arman, age 8, England
What is a monster's best day of the week?
CHEWSday!
Lara , age 10, USA
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?
Because he was attending a high school!
Akintola, age 11, Canada
Rosalie, age 9, India
Why should you wear boots down the stairs?
In case you step in a creak!
Katie, age 9, USA
Why did the bucket cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken's head.
Lulu, age 10, USA
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
Lullabell, age 12
Brianna, age 9, USA
What did the dog do at the flea circus?
He stole the show!
Megan, age 11, Canada
What's a cat's favourite colour?
Purr-ple!
Yvonne, age 10, USA
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face!
Stanley, age 7, Ukraine
