Squigly's Jokes & Riddles for Kids


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Here are the latest jokes, riddles and knock-knock jokes sent to Squigly from his friends around the world. Just have a scroll and have a laugh. If you have a funny one that you would like to share, send it to Squigly. If you make him laugh, he'll add it to this page. Look for new postings April 1, 2010!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana Split!

Jamyah, age 7, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Why are you crying? You just said boo who!

Someone, age 13, USA
Kaelen, age 12 , USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo BEEP BEEP!

Gabi, age 14, USA
Cameron, age 8, United Kingdom

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ya!
Ya who?
Nah, I prefer Google mind you!

Sophie, age 12, England

Knock, knock
Who's there?
It's
It's who?
It's cold outside!

Karli, age 9, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
No, silly. Cows go moo!

Reyna, age 10, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Knocked
Knocked who?
I knocked on the door because the doorbell doesn't work.

Sarah, age 9, America

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again.

Ahmed, age 9, India

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pam!
Pam who?
Pamper yourself!

Grayce, age 8, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c...
MOO!

Keira, age 9, USA
Ashley , age 11, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Midget!!
Midget who?
Midget who can't reach the door bell!

Alejandra , age 12, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wanna?
Wanna who?
Wanna be me?!

Katherine, age 15

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Peach
Peach who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Peach
Peach who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Ain't you glad that I didn't say peach?

Ashante, age 10, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?

Selena, age 13, USA
Zoe, age 8, Hong Kong
Ashley, age 10, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Fat
Fat who?
Fat Albert.

Danial, age 8, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dwain
Dwain who
Dwain the tub I'm drowning!

Katie, age 11, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Little la he
Little la he who?
I bet you could be on American Idol with that yodel.

Tie, age 10, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
You just said it!

Kalina, age 9, United Kingdom

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Race?
Race who?
Race you to the bathroom!

Carolina, age 10, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Little Old Lady.
Little old lady who?
You can yodel?

CJ

Amy:Would you remember me in a month?
April: Sure
Amy:Would you remember me in a week?
April: Sure
Amy:Would you remember me in a day?
April: Sure
Amy:Would you remember me in an hour?
April: Sure
Amy: Would you remember me in a minute?
April: Sure
Amy: Would you remember me in a second?
April: Sure
Amy: Knock, knock
April: Who's there?
Amy: You forgot me already!

Mya, age 11, USA
Rachael, age 11, England
Grace, age 10, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Carry
Carry who?
Carry on!

Thomas, age 8, America

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dragon
Dragon who?
Why are you dragon your tail?

Ben, age 7, USA

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