Squigly's Jokes & Riddles for Kids


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Here are the latest jokes, riddles and knock-knock jokes sent to Squigly from his friends around the world. Just have a scroll and have a laugh. If you have a funny one that you would like to share, send it to Squigly. If you make him laugh, he'll add it to this page. Look for new postings December 1, 2009!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad to see me?!

Cortney, age 7, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
You just said it!

Ella, age 9, England

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!

Mary, age 10, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad you go to Westhaven?

Lola, age 10, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Shut
Shut who?
Shut up!

Paige, age 13, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Isabell
Isabell who?
Isabell going to ring soon?

Perla, age 12, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
No need to cry, it's just a joke!

Madison, age 11, USA
Kathryn, age 10, USA
Aidan, age 11, Canada
Mike, age 11, USA
Kailey, age 9, USA
Skyler, age 10, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Yah
Yah who?
Yahoo!

Janesa, age 11, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Irish
Irish who?
Irish I was an Oscar Mayer weiner!

Katie, age 9, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Robin
Robin who?
Robbing you! Now hand over the money!

Monika, age 9, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Stan
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm gonna break the door down!

Aditi, age 9, New Zealand

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Yah
Yah who?
Don't make me thirsty!

Maria, age 9, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Knock, knock
Knock, knock who?
Hey, I am telling the jokes here!

Raina, age 11, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Mail who
Mail who who?
What are you, a mailman owl?

Raina, age 11, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Panther
Panther who?
Panther no pants, he's going swimming!

Sheryl, age 11, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sunny.
Sunny who?
Sunny Hu!

Sunny, age 14, Taiwan

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ach
Ach who?
Bless you!

Tristin, age 12, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Summer
Summer who?
Summer weird, summer not!

Jasmine, age 9, USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Who?
Who who?
Help! There's an owl in the house!

Victoria, age 10, America

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Who who
Who who who?
Stop repeating yourself!

Amanda, age 9, USA

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