Squigly's Jokes & Riddles for Kids


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Here are the latest jokes, riddles and knock-knock jokes sent to Squigly from his friends around the world. Just have a scroll and have a laugh. If you have a funny one that you would like to share, send it to Squigly. If you make him laugh, he'll add it to this page. Look for new postings December 1, 2009!

Jokes

A woman she walks into a store and says to the salesman, "I would like to buy that TV."
The salesman says, "Sorry I can't sell that to you."

So the next morning she tries to disguise herself by wearing a wig, and goes back to the same store and says, "I would like to buy that TV."
The salesman again says, "I told you I can't sell that to you."
"How did you know it was me?" She asks.
"Because how many people mistake a microwave for a TV?"

Danielle, age 11, USA

There was a farmer and he had 2 horses and he could not tell them apart. So he went to his neighbour for advice he said to trim the tail of one of the horses. This worked until the other horse got his tail stuck in the fence. So the the neighbour suggested that he snip a bit of the ear on one of the horses. This worked until the other horse got his ear caught on a fence. So the neighbour suggested that he measure the heights of the horses. Sure enough, the WHITE horse was two inches taller than the BLACK horse.

Breanne, age 11, Canada

Dad: What would you like for a birthday present?
Son: Give me one minute to think.
Dad: Okay.
Son: Dad! I want a bike.
Dad: What do you mean? You asked for a minute to think and I gave it to you!

Maryam, age 11, USA

Susie: Chrissie do you know another way to say hello? It's also what an animal eats.
Chrissie: No Susie, what?
Susie: Hay!

Shreya, age 7, United Arab Emirates

An elephant asked an ant, "Please hide me." So the ant replied, "Hide behind me."

Rabbia, age 10, USA

Pinky: How do they paint an airplane when it's so big?
Ponky: When it flies in the air it becomes smaller, so that's when they can paint it.

Chaitra, age 11, India

This guy got in a car crash and injured his left side. He's all right now.

Elijah, age 10, USA

An old couple went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, we keep forgetting simple things."
The doctor says, "Try writing them down." So the couple decided to try it.

When they got home the old lady says, "Honey can you bring me water and an apple." The old man doesn't write it down and goes into the kitchen and comes back holding a tray with cookies, chips and juice. The lady says, "You forgot the coffee."

Veronica, age 10, Puerto Rico

Mom: Why is your nose red and puffy?
Joey: I bent down to smell a brose.
Mom: There's no B in rose?
Joey: There was in that one! :)

McKenzie, age 9, USA

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